I find all kinds of interesting things on the floor of my classroom. This is one of the strangest things I’ve seen in a long time. It’s a warning label of some kind. But it has a strange warning. What could this product possibly be? What would have a warning like this?
Where SHOULD you place it then?
I’d leave it right where it is, because the other side probably reads, “It is a federal violation to remove this tag!”
Safe enought to assume that no one should cover their face with floor???
I thought it might be….”The Ravages of Age!!!” I have a LOT of that on my face today! (I should have read the warning!)
I keep trying to come up with some clever response, but my mind keeps circling back to that warning attached to a halloween mask. The scene goes something like this:
Lawyer1: The mouth hole is sort of small, should we have them enlarge it?
Lawyer2: That would cost to much. Just slap a warning label on it somewhere.
It’s a painfully short scene to have repeating over and over in your head, so I’m giving up.