I forgot to post birthday wishes to Ned on February 21. Thinking I’d do a belated birthday post, I got his papers to see what his parents names are. I was shocked to my foundations to find that his birthday is not February 21. It’s March 1! How did I ever get that mixed up? I’ve been saying February 21 for years.
So Happy Birthday, Ned!
Born March 1, 2000. Parents’ names: Moses and Nacinda
Incidentally, I think the breeder I bought him from is no longer in business. She was an older woman, so maybe she’s retired, but even the email she gave me doesn’t work anymore. Hmmm…
Yesterday’s Lenten Chore: Pay the bills.
Wow, I thought for a moment that I shared a birthday with Ned, but now you’ve disappointed me.
If you think Ned would appreciate a typically-inane birthday ditty fro you-know-who, do ask him to which tune he’d like his lyrics written…and, if he says “Cats”…I will have lost many degrees of respect for him in the areas of originality, creativity, and intelligence. (Everyone knows felines prefer tunes from Les Mis anyway…)
Surely you will have his name legally changed to ‘Ned of the Baltimore Neds’? Or perhaps ‘Ned bar Moses’ ?
Perhaps Ned’s breeder is out of business because her kittens all had weird dental issues causing chronic halitosis and freaky vets to want to perform ridiculously expensive dental procedures…
Or maybe she just retired.
Happy Birthday Ned! Keep the cat pictures coming…he’s so cute. Clearly he is exhausted from his last YouTube performance.
Blah, blah, Ned this, blah, blah Ned that … Is anyone going to mention that paying bills is a lame excuse for a chore? I want to see some ironing take place – THAT is truly a chore. I only iron three times a year when I have altar linens to do. True Lenten sacrifice would be to iron everyday!
OK – sorry Ned – pardon me for getting off subject. Yes you are so cute. Happy Birthday … blah, blah, blah.
And another thing – does anyone out there feel the need to go after Ned’s ears with a Q-tip?
Feel the need!?!?! His ears give me nightmares. I think that cat needs more than just a Q-tip!
I think a high pressure hose might work!
Sleep well young Ned … emotional scars are exhausting …
And Happy 7th! (or is that 49th … are cat years the same as dogs?)