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Only In Nebraska

We went to “Bad Movie Night” last night. It’s a monthly event where Lloyd and a bunch of other guys see a bad movie. Last night we were a little disappointed because we went to see The Incredible Hulk and it was better than expected. After the movie we went to get a bite to eat at a wings place. I don’t like chicken wings, so I mostly just watched. My stomach was a little upset anyway. I think I’m getting used to Nebraska water or something – you know, Montebraska’s Revenge and all that.

Anyway, about four hours had passed from the time we parked in the parking garage to the time we were returning to the car. And what did we see on the roof of the car as we approached it?

Ha!

The keys to the car! They had been sitting there for four hours, and no one took them, or stole the car or anything. Only in Nebraska!

9 Comments

  1. Lauren

    OR stole the valuable projection equipment inside! Thank you, God!

  2. Beth

    Or stole that umbrella and atlas. Amazing!

  3. Peggy

    Seward truly is an Enchanted Kingdom!

    • Karla

      Psst, Peggy – they were probably in Lincoln… Seward’s not big enough for a parking garage.

      • Lauren

        Hey, we resemble that remark.

    • Beth

      But Ahhhhh…Nebraska…the good life!

  4. Carol

    Alright, in defense of beautiful downtown Rosedale, Baltimore County, MD – which only makes the news when someone’s home is broken into for drugs and where the evening skies are routinely filled with the sound of helicopter blades whirring over the local mall in search of some perp – we Freys have been known to go to bed for the evening without locking the front door and nothing seemed missing in the morning. (Do burglars read your blog, Brad?) Heck, one night the front door remained wide open all night! Scared the baked beans out of me when I made the discovery in the morning, but my point is this – we’re still here and it happened in “Bawlmer, Hon”! We did, however, have one of our cars tampered with on the church parking lot during an evening service one year…that was disturbing.

    • kiwe

      Things could be worse…You could live in California

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