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Where’s the Adventure?

When I started the toothpaste category on Bradaptation, I was searching for something that didn’t have saccharin, sucralose, or aspartame. It was a difficult task. But now that I’ve found a brand that works, I feel strangely empty. It used to be an adventure when I opened a new tube of toothpaste. Now it has become mundane.

Last night I opened a new tube of Tom’s of Maine Orange-Mango gel. It tastes great, is sweetened with xylitol, and leaves my mouth feeling fresh. But in spite of its wonderful burny-orange flavor, I’m not so excited about it.

I think I will begin a search for a new brand. Tom’s will be my first love and I will always have it in my rotation, but I want to find a new brand… a new formula…
My search resumes.

Max was a hostile model, so his pupils are giant.

8 Comments

  1. Lauren

    How nice that the yellow-color of the tube matches your cat’s crazy eyes.

  2. Deanne

    I love that you’re embarking on a new adventure. And I really, really love that you found a way to integrate sweet Max into the picture of your toothpaste!

  3. Peggy

    Feeling empty & unfulfilled with your current toothpaste … well this looks worth a try:

    http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/11/03/black-charcoal-toothpaste/

    Hi Max!! Whatcha doing little guy … just look at you … you so cute …(said in tiny little pet talking voice)

    • Beth

      I’m completely sure that Brad’s next toothpaste will be coming from the Indian Market. Completely.

      • Lauren

        Brush your teeth with straight curry! Or clove oil! Or…. hmm.. I’m out.

  4. Kim

    Hi Max!

    I don’t care if Max is a hostile model…so is Naomi Campbell. Get over it Max, you diva!

    Maybe if he stopped doing coke his mood would improve.

    • Brad

      But it’s the only way he can stay thin. The wrinkly, naked cat modeling business is really cutthroat.

  5. Deanne

    Have you tried this one yet?
    http://www.iherb.com/productdetails.aspx?c=1&pid=5318&utm_source=gb&utm_medium=f3

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