I finally went to a store that opened just up the street from me. It’s called “$5 Deals” or something like that. It’s basically a dollar store, but with inflation. It had your basic offerings. I tried looking for some Orange-Glo, because I need to clean the banister on my steps. It’s gotten really dusty and some yummy, orange-smelling cleaner would do the trick. But It has to be Orange-Glo. The other ones are too oily.
I didn’t find the Orange-Glo, but I did find giant glass mugs. They were exactly the same as the one I broke. I got two.
Hooray!! Now you can drink giant beverages twice as much!
Orange-Glo is the best because Billy Mays says so. (I love you, Billy Mays.)
Or as much twice as often! Or you can share with a friend!
But the too-oily-stuff is so much more fun once it’s on the floor and stairs! Videos of Max trying to get up the stairs would rocket to the top of YouTube standings and become a noxious email forwarded around the world!
What were you thinking, man?
Is that your real arm?
Impressive….but can you do this?
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb71/debtisch1/BeerSteinholding.jpg
(hehe…a dollar store with inflation…ha!)
AND, more importantly, can you do it in an outfit like that?
He, he!
Congratulations on your new glass mug, Brad!
There for a moment I thought perhaps you were in need of more ceramic mugs, as in 39 or so…a little early I’d say for us to start
cleaning out our kitchen cabinetscollecting precious offerings for you again, but whatever…Yippee for giganta mugs! Tiny things and huge things are so cool. Everything should be very big or very small. A very big bed, a very small Catsup bottle. A very large pencil a very tiny car!
A very large piece of chocolate and a very small piece of herring
Ha!
Together, Kim?! Uh, is there an announcement you’d like to make or something?
(How was the reunion? Not that Brad’s blog is the site for us to share our own personal experiences or anything…)
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