Happy Halloween! I thought it might be scary to write about underarm deodorant today.
I’ve recently had to get a new bottle of my current deodorant. It’s a treehugger brand called “Naturally Fresh”. (I use a lot of treehugger products. Could I unwittingly be a treehugger? …not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
My deodorant requirements are: it must keep me from stinking, it must not burn my underarms, it must not have a smell of its own, and it must not flake off. I started my deodorant career with clear solids, then I switched to white solids, then to roll-ons. Every once in a while, the deodorant brand I’m using will spontaneously stop working. Then the search for a new one begins. After “Ban” stopped working, I found “Naturally Fresh”. I’ve been using it for several years now. Here’s hoping it doesn’t stop working soon.
Are the people in the picture on the label doing some kind of deodorant ritual? Maybe it’s a dance. Maybe they’re getting married!!!!
Must be getting married. Marriage requires a lot of deodorant.
I’m not at all sure that that is any kink of bonus what-so-ever. Mark my words, a tragic contact lens/deodorant shafu is in your future.
You meant ‘kind’, right?
And you mean “snafu”, right?
Hey Peggy, this one’s for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzSVOcgKq04
I’m at work, so I didn’t listen, but he’s a good dancer.
Ha!! Love it!!!
So Brad, there’s no one in your family you could have inherited smelless underarms from? Bummer.
But seriously, how can you use a roll-on?!? Assuming you have:
http://www.previews1.com/images/Underarm%20hair.jpg
(get it)
wouldn’t that just make a huge, goey, sloppy mess?
No, I do not have one of those. I “took care of it”.
I said seriously…..
…doesn’t your underarm hare get all soggy & matted with a roll on?
Ha! I just saw ‘hare’. You funny.
Hey! What happened to my comment to Peggy?!? I saw it earlier.
Oops! I was cleaning up a double comment that was waiting in the spam filter and I accidentally deleted it. I’ll re-post it, but I assure you that I do not have bald armpits.
Psst Peggy! Maybe Brad is trying to tell you he had electrolysis on his pits.
I still think you’re trying to hide something. 😉
ooB….oooB…..oooooB!!!!!