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Robins!

I had a relaxing snow day yesterday. I got up at the regular time. After hearing about school being cancelled, I was too awake to go back to sleep. I shoveled the sidewalk, had some breakfast, put some laundry in, and played computer games. A couple hours later, I watched some TV. Then I fell asleep sitting up on the couch. I slept like that for an hour and a half. Sheesh!

When I woke up, it was time for lunch. As I was cooking some pancakes, I noticed a robin outside the kitchen window. Going over to look, I saw that it was a TON of robins. I couldn’t believe the size of the group. They were eating the birdseed I had put out the day before. They were also eating the berries off my bushes. They covered my holly bush and sat on every windowsill. Cool.

Eating beautyberries.

I did go out yesterday. I went to the gym. Way to go, Brad! On my way out the door, I looked down to see that the robins had pooped a LOT. All over my house. The porch was covered, as was the threshold of the doorway. Not cool.

It wouldn't just sweep away because it had frozen in place.

8 Comments

  1. Deanne

    Did you put birdseed on your house? If so, avoid that the next time.

  2. Lauren

    Ha! That is hilarious!!! It’s like a full-service rest stop for birds!

    I shouldn’t laugh. I put out a bunch of birdseed yesterday and haven’t checked the threshold yet. Gulp.

  3. Lloyd

    That’s how Robins show their respect for a gracious host.

    • Annette

      So, if conflicted about gratitude…poop, don’t burp?

  4. Beth

    So. How did you get it off your threshold then?

    • Brad

      By the time I came back from exercising, I was too lazy to clean off the pieces that wouldn’t sweep away. I’m just stepping over it for now. It’s not going to get above freezing until tomorrow anyway.

      I do have bleach left from the basement incident. After bleaching I’ll use my favorite wood product: OrangeGlo.

      • Lauren

        Really? You’ll bleach for bird poop outside? It’s nice to meet someone more paranoid than me. I? myself?

  5. Peggy

    Birds freak me out. I guess I never got over seeing what they’re capable of when I was a little kid:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwLiH8bWFdM&feature=related

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