We ate at a Japanese hibachi grill restaurant last night. It was delicious. I was embarrassed that I could not catch a thrown shrimp in my mouth. The cook guy tried three times before he went on to the next person. After trying with everyone else, he tried me again, and on the fifth throw, I finally caught the shrimp. Geez!

I was keeping my eye out for the Japanese Illuminati. I didn’t suspect our server, but the family who sat at the table with us was mighty suspicious. The wife was Japanese, but the husband was white. What really caught my attention was his hair. He had a white spot on the top of his head. Was it a mark of his alignment to the Illuminati? And was that small person their son, or was it just a really, really small Japanese man?

See what I mean about their suspicoius look?

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12 Responses to Shrimp

  1. Carol says:

    Don’t feel too badly about missing the shrimp. After all, it’s not like your day job is to be a seal or anything…

    …as for the suspicious hair spot, perhaps a pigeon “got him” just before he went into the restaurant and nobody told him yet? I bet if you saw him on the streets of Seward today you’d not see a white mark…

    …and yes, the very short Asian male looks mighty suspect to me. He has that “Just turn away once and I’ll impale you on my chop stick!” look in his eye, doesn’t he?

    Geesh, you are paranoid, Brad!

  2. Beth says:

    I paid a lot of attention to how the Japanese Mom was eating. It was very interesting…

  3. Lauren says:

    I liked his hair, too. He probably can see dead people, like that grown up guy in The Sixth Sense. No, wait – he’s the guy that shot Bruce Willis. *gasp* That guy shot Bruce Willis!

  4. Deanne says:

    Are you sure they were Japanese? Perhaps they were of some other Eastern ascendency…

  5. Peggy says:

    I fear the small Japanese is the adult ring leader of the group, what with the way he’s staring you down & all…and boy are you dead meat when he reads the title of your post. I’m pretty sure little people, especially little Japanese Illuminati Ring Leaders don’t take kindly to such slurs.

  6. Curt says:

    Maybe that was guy was a truely a “marked” man? *gasp* I will check the missing persons report. (how do you spell the sound of a gasp, is there no such spelling?)

  7. Karla says:

    I immediately thought of John Henson from Wipeout and Talk Soup with his white spot of hair.

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