Last night for dinner I ate most of a tube of Pilsbury crescent rolls. Dough in a tube is awesome! I also had a little chicken just to get some protein. After dinner, I had some cookies. I had seen these when I was looking for Deluxe Grahams… you know, the Keebler cookies that are graham crackers dipped in chocolate? Well, they make a version now that has chocolate on just one side. And they’re healthy!! At least, that’s what the package says. They’re REDUCED FAT*. I don’t know what that asterisk is there for, and I don’t care. Healthy cookies? Only a fraction of the fat? I ate a fraction of the bag.

Oh. my. *drooling*
Is it wrong that it’s 5:42 a.m. and I have cookie craving? Those look incredible!! Drat those elves putting an addictive chemical in their cookies that make you crave it fortnightly!
er, ‘them’ fortnightly. Sorry.
“good for you” vs “less bad for you” ??
Dude – you need some well-prepared fish and brocolli.
Now that’s a health food I can get into!
(but I feel kind of sorry for the little chicken you ate. Was it a baby or a dwarve?)
a – HA! Another raw dough eater out there, I see! Wanna race to see whose tummy explodes first? It is sinfully good, though, no? Sadly, I’ve had to kiss those carb luxuries good-bye for the most part…but I bet I could get away with consuming the remaining half of your chocolate-half-sided grahams. (Graham really is good for ya’, you know!) Let’s talk…
–she who made whole grain shells with carrots, broccoli, peas, white onions, and “seven herbs and spices” to eat with their baked chicken for dinner tonight. Since I never cook, you’ll probably see this reported again at 10 pm on FOX, 11 pm on other major networks…