I watched the Superbowl last night. I had to see the commercials. I thought they were better this year than in previous years. Many of the commericals made me smile or chuckle. The one that made me laugh out loud was the Roseanne Barr commercial for Snickers.
I kept a list of the commercials to help me remember them. Here it is:
Bud Light kitchen remodel. Pug dog Dorito fan. Rich people Audi prison break. Dorito powder licking office guy. Old people mis-hearing car commercial. Wife keeps husband from sweets, throws Pepsi can at other girl. Bud Light product placement swordfight movie. Truck lassie. Pepsi Max launcher into the crotch. Dorito feed the fish water the plant raise grandpa from the dead. Kia car taken by police, spy, Poseidon, aliens, and Aztecs. Eminem brisk iced tea commercial. Reply-all email computer smashing. Godaddy Joan Rivers. Singing cowboys Budwiser commercial. Teleflora love your rack message. Motorola tablet. Smoky car diesel BMW. Coke commercial with dragon. Darth Vader kid car commercial. Richard Lewis Roseanne Barr snickers commercial. Monkeys parking cars poorly. Chevy with Facebook update. I feel like a customer at Carmax. Cars.com let somone else do it. Etrade Italian taylor. Ozzie Osbourne and Justin Bieber. Cram it in the boot. Home away test baby. Kaleidoscope cars. Groupon Tibet restaurant. Border guards Coke drinkers. Lounge singer Stella Artois beer. Full service car station Carmax. Talking cars commercial. Bud light dogs serving drinks. Hearing peoples’ thoughts on a date Pepsi Max. Beaver saving driver from washed out bridge. Fast running beetle. Mercedes cars sneaking out. Camaro action commercial. Verizon iPhone.
Sheesh! That’s a long list! Aren’t they supposed to stop showing new commercials after halftime?
(After watching the Rosanne commercial and the following two:)Noooooo!! I have to get ready for work! I don’t have time to watch commercials all morning!! (Breaks free of spell.)
Whew. That was close.
Ok, I’ll admit it: I didn’t watch the Superbowl. I didn’t even watch the commercials. I saw a little of the halftime show, but that’s about it. Does that make me a bad citizen?
Considering this means you missed Ms. Aguilera butchering our national anthem, I think it might make you a GREAT citizen. [Aye carumba!]
Well, beings you came clean…I will too. I’m also a bad citizen.
But I agree, the Roseanne commercial made me laugh…so unexpected. After watching a handful of others, I also liked the ‘Reply to all’ & monkeys parking cars as well.
And sorry Beth….so sorry! 🙁
I too laughed out loud, after I screamed, when Roseanne got hit – totally unexpected.
Brad – your list makes me laugh even harder – I’m so glad you documented them.
Grandpa’s ashes coming to life had me in stitches!
Anyone notice that all the cars in the monkeys parking cars commercial had NE plates?
Ha! I did not notice that! I’ll have to watch it again. Did the guy they were parking next to have Nebraska plates too, or are they saying Nebraska drivers are a bunch of monkeys?
That’s hilarious! I watched it again so I could look.
That 2nd monkey driver CRACKS ME UP!