Whenever I get home from work, day or night, I always have a bowl of cereal. Milk feels so good in my stomach. I’ve wondered before if I have some sort of disorder, and I’m self-medicating with milk because it contains some enzyme or vitamin that is critical to my condition. Or maybe I just really like milk.
Yesterday I was out of milk, and didn’t take time before work to go get some. That meant stopping after work. At 10:30pm. I decided to go to 7-11. They didn’t have skim, so I got 2%. Besides being unusual because of its fat content, this milk was unusual in another way: it was kosher. It said so right on the bottle. Passover starts this Monday.
It’s only a quart. There’s no way it will last until the 24th.
Yes, you are self-medicating, but luckily milk is legal in Maryland.
I just have to say: Getting off of work at 10:30? I just can’t wrap my head around that. That is borderline crazy. But good crazy.