I got an interesting envelope in the mail. It had a lot of padding in it. When I opened it up, I saw it was a sample of custom printed pens that I can order. I have no idea where the company got my name and address, but whatever information they had about me sure ended in an interesting pen:
Baltimore Lutheran Kihei? Baltimore Kihei? How odd.
The pens are super cheap. Only 59 cents each if I order 50. I really want to order some pens and have some other weird thing printed on them.