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Pernicious Poop

I washed my truck on Friday. It’s significant, because I hardly ever wash it on account of having to do it by hand. I don’t do the automatic car washes that have brushes because I had my antenna torn off by one once. So I took all this time and effort to clean my truck, and this morning I went out and it was covered with bird poop.

I looked up, and there was no nest. It’s like there was a bird just sitting on the same branch all the time, and pooping on my truck.

I looked closer, and there WAS! There WAS a bird just sitting on a branch up there. Why? Why is it sitting up there and pooping on my truck?

It was hard to see, so I circled it in red.

It was hard to see, so I circled it in red.

2 Comments

  1. Lauren

    I am glad that you said you circled it in red, because I was going to comment that this was one weird-shaped bird.

    While it is terrible that this bird is doing this to your car, I have to wonder about that creature’s digestive system. What is up with that bird that so much poop is coming out of it? Could there have been many birds that came over for a party, got drunk, pooped and left? Maybe this guy is just hung over and will leave soon.

  2. Debbie

    I feel ya….. there are electrical lines that go over our driveway… the “bird party line”, according to Lauren…haha… and my car was un recognizable one day! I have to do some creative parking to avoid. I don’t wash my car much either… cause it’s not my pontiac. At least a dirty car can still be driven!

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