(I don’t think I’m using that word quite right, but it alliterates, so I’m going with it.)
I was doing after-school-parking-lot-pickup-duty yesterday, and saw a receipt blowing across the ground. I often feel compelled to pick up trash, so I picked it up.
I was curious, so I looked at it. It was from Winchell’s donut place, and it had only one item on it.
Just a side of avocado? What? I’m intrigued!
Hmmmmmm. I want to know how big that side of avocado actually is. For $2.49 I’d expect a substantial portion.
My guess is someone had to come back because they forgot it on their… donut?
Thurman might do something like th – – wait! Since when does a donut shop even offer avocado??