One of my eighth graders gave me homemade raspberry jam for Christmas. I opened the jar last night and had some.

Oh. My. Gosh! It is so good! The jar is small, so I’ve already eaten almost half of it. I will certainly enjoy it for as long as it lasts.
Your title! (Insert laughing/crying emoji here) That is hilarious!
Raspberry jam is the best jam, and I’ll fight anyone who says differently. Also, are those potatoes off to the side?
Yes, they are potatoes. They were from that section of the grocery store where things are fixed for you already and you just heat them. They were seasoned already, but I ate them with extra butter. Mmm…