I went into our Middle School office to drop off a neglected egg-baby yesterday and stumbled across something suspicious. Sitting up against the wall were stacks of large boxes with a drug name on the side. Are these drugs for use on the children? Is this being added to the drinking fountains for dispersal? Maybe the math teachers are in on it. They are always giving out candy to everybody in their classes. Perhaps it isn’t candy at all.
Even more disquieting is the possiblility that these drugs are for us teachers. There was some pizza in the teacher lunchroom yesterday that we were all gobbling down with gusto. In fact, there are often snacks available to us. Could they be spiked?
And what exactly is Januvia anyway? Is it named for Janus, the god of change and transition? If so, what kind of transition are we talking about here?
I will need to watch the children carefully, and perhaps myself even more carefully. Just what is going on here?
Yesterday’s Lenten Chore: Begin working on taxes.
I’m going to guess that they are your drugs from January, because the Februvia and Marvia have yet to arrive.
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Clever, clever girl … !!!!
Hey you, stop going thru my personal stuff … you’re supposed to ring the bell before you take even one step beyond my desk … and, I don’t know why so many high schoolers visit me … and I don’t why the HS administrators prefer the coffee on my desk … and I know nothing about that huge envelope of money in my cabinet … leave me alone … AND I’M NOT PARANOID!!! Haven’t you ever heard of supplements?
That stuff lowers blood sugar… probably what every school kid needs!