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Why I Like Pantyhose

I haven’t had much time to garden lately, so yesterday I snuck in an hour after I got home from school and before I went to handbell practice. I pruned and tied up my butterfly bushes. I’m trying to train them to look like little trees. It’s taking a long time. This year, I’ve left two or three main branches intact. I’m hoping they will grow into “trunks” on my “trees”.

I want the butterfly bushes to grow straight and tall, so I need to tie them. I’ve tried various things over the years. Last year it was twine threaded through some aquarium tubing. The twine broke pretty quickly. This year I used pantyhose. I used it on my redbud and my gingko last year and it held up very nicely. I think it should do fine here too. It’s tough, but it’s stretchy, so it won’t hurt the branches. Plus, it comes in a variety of fashion colors!

Sheer support in coca brown.

11 Comments

  1. Laruen

    Sigh. You foolish man. Those colors are completely wrong for their outfits. You should have gone with taupe or ‘nude’.

    • Peggy

      Taupe’s gonna be hard to find in MD; but if you find ’em, let me know where they are.

      In the meantime, the bushes/trees look like they’re wearing fashionable scarves.

      BTW: If you wanted a tree, why did you plant a bush?

    • Michele

      Laruen – why the new spelling of your name?

      • Lauren

        THAT’s why it wouldn’t let me post my comment originally! (I had posted as Cricker earlier…. I mean, Cricket had used the computer and I had to change the Name (required) back. I wrote that comment ups TWICE and was mad that it didn’t go. Whoops.

        • Lauren

          Good grief, I’ve got two typos in that reply. Am I drunk?

          • Michele

            I don’t know. ARE you drunk? Let’s hope not, especially this early in the morning!

          • Lauren

            I don’t think I was drunk, but I was testing a new cereal – Whiskey-O’s.

          • Beth

            Are they low in sodium?

  2. Beth

    yea…we know why you really buy those panty hose…

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