Yay! Happy Birthday to me! I am 38 this year. Two curvy numbers. It is also 2 to the fifth.
I went to the grocery store last night to get some new fruits and vegetables for my Lenten Sacrifice Project. I ate some old carrots yesterday, and they were kind of slimy. My stomach didn’t feel so good after I ate them. So I got a TON of fresh tasty things. I hope they don’t go bad before I eat them. That’s the problem with fresh foods. Where are all the preservatives?
While walking through the produce aisle, I saw some apples in plasic containers. Being curious, I read their labels. They were called “GrÄpples” (the package says “Say Grape-L”). The claim was that they looked like apples but tasted like grapes. I sniffed them, as I am wont to do. They smelled like grape Kool-Aid! Hee! Of course, I bought a pack of them.
I ate one immediately. It not only smells like grape Kool-Aid, it tastes like grape Kool-Aid! Inconceivable! Haha! I was laughing while I ate the apple slices.
Further reading of the label says they are McIntosh apples that are bathed in artificial flavor. I was a little disappointed. I wanted to be eating something that was genetically modified. But still, they taste like grape Kool-Aid! How cool is that?
Happy Birthday! I hope your Friday is awesome!
Grape apples? Well, if they can do that, can they make them taste like anything? Lasagna? Toothpaste? A fine wine? We need to look into this.
As you get older, the first thing to go is usually your math skills.
Dnag! 32! I was never good at arithmetic.
But at least they are curvy.
It’s not 2 to the 5th? Shows what I know.
Yes, they are crazy curvy. Unless we write it in Roman Numerals. What would that be? XXXXWWMMI, right?
God bless you. If it were me, I’d give up my birthday for Lent! Thank God for friends under er, uhm, 40?!!! If you’re reading this Elaine, I like friends over 40 too….just not being reminded about it by jewelry babes!
Happy Birthday Buddy!
At first I thought the Grapple smelled like a grape candle – I’m not a Kool-Aid drinker. I’m looking forward to tasting the Grapple, but I can think of other things in which to soak fruit – Vodka comes to mind!
Where did you smell the Grapple? Are they here at school?
I brought one to share at lunchtime.
interesting and delish!
enjoy the rest of your birthday festivities
I liked the Grapple! Thanks for sharing!
Have a great 9 hours left of your birthday!
Happy Birthday Brad!! Woo Hoo!! Yay!! Yabba dabba do!!
And don’t forget that 38 is the number of slots on the Roulette Wheel!
(Lauren, I thought for sure you were behind the invention of “Grapples”. I’m counting on you to come up with the perfect apple soak)
I’m quite sure she has some Delsym to use up!
Actually, I got the impression that Lloyd was using up the Delsym…
Happy Birthday, Brad!
Happy Birthday…your present will be late…but it’s SO COOL!
Hows that for suspense :)?
Happy, happy, happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed my advisory screaming at you this morning…I know I did!
Happy Birthday, Brad! Thanks for providing me with interesting reading material each and every day. Woo hoo to you!
Happy, happy day!!
Grape l, huh, cool! I guess it must have some extra sugars as well. Be sure there are no fake ones that might leave a bad taste in your mouth.
One must do anything to consume proper foods… including buy things that have some extra sweeteners, etc.
Oh, and you’re probably eating genetically modified foods every day. In fact, you could say that the detassling that you did was creating genetically modified foods…
food for thought.
Or when bees pollinate flowers.
Actually, there aren’t any extra sweeteners in these apples. It’s just artificial grape flavor. The apples are sweet enough already.
And by “genetically modified”, I mean gene-splicing; I’m talking unnatural products. -Things like golden rice or a cow that tells you what part of him is good for eating before he slaughters himself and is cooked for you.
Actually, the definition of a GM food is anything with a content of more than 0.9% foodstuffs. So, I would still hold that you’re eating GM foods all the time. Every day. Without even knowing it. http://www.visionfoodhall.com/glossary.html
0.9% GM foodstuffs
Happy Birthday, Brad! And many more!
Happy birthday Brad! I’m glad to see you now have the wisdom (that comes with maturity) to use a calculator and check your math… 😀
Happy Birthday from Your Royuk Familia Godmother…….sounds ominous doesn’t it?
May God Bless You with Many, Many More Wonderful Years & Birthdays.
Love Always,
Aunt Bev 🙂
P.S. I have tried Grapples and due the fact that they taste like Grape Kool Aid, I can’t stand them!!! Just thought I’d share that. I can hardly stand to smell grape gum, candy, kool-aid, etc. Don’t know why?? Something in my past, no doubt!! Maybe my older brother force fed me something “grape” in their “cave”!!!
Every once in a while, Dakota or Wyatt will taunt me with it, like chew some grape gum in my car…..ICK!!!
Love,
Aunt Bev 🙂
Did any classes sing to you? Did they sing the dirge? My kids have been clambering for it, but I’ve been putting them off until the next birthday.
What’s dirge?? Must be a middle school thing. All we preschoolers got are the “cha-cha-cha’s!”
I’ll sing it to you on your next birthday. There, That’s something to look forward to.
If you dirge me should I be dead?
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The class that has been so excited about the dirge in the past sang something entirely different. I’m not sure what it was. It wasn’t very good though.
My chalk board was awesome though. I’ll post a picture tomorrow.
This is a pretty cool birthday date for you. Not really a palindrom or anything, but still interesting. Maybe the most interesting one.
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Interesting.
Curvy!
That’s how Brad likes his dates.
Did you tell the kids how old you are … or do they still think you’re 55.
(Dnag it, I wish I would have seen the chalkboard live.)
((You needed to have at least 30 comments today.))
I think Brad needs one comment for each year!
Do you think you could make your own Grapple by taking an apple and dipping it in pre-sweetened grape Kool-aid?
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I’d call you on your birthday, but some mutant virus has attacked my nose and eyes. I can only see half this screen.
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hday
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37. Someone else has to give you your last and perhaps one to grow on.
38 Done. I’m too tired to write something clever. Plus, I’m really not very clever.
Sorry this puts you over the oh-so-perfect 38 posts for the day, but I was a bit disappointed nobody made any Jonestown references here…you know, grape Kool-Aid and all. Guess my age is showing, but I’ve a teensy aversion to that stuff ever since November of about 1977 or so.
You still feeling okay, Brad?
(Why am I worried if he lived through eating slimy old veggies??)
It was green