Not far away from Lloyd and Lauren’s house, right on 7th Street in Seward, Nebraska is a mystery: Kelly’s Paradise. A large sign is painted on the side of a building advertising this paradise. The entrance is in the back of the building. The establishment appears to have various beach-themed decorations, but no declaration of what kind of business this might be. There are no store hours, either. A sign on the door simply says “Open by appointment only.”
What could this be? Is it an opium den? Is it a service akin to that used by the visitors to Fantasy Island? Is it a euthanasia agency? I’m quite puzzled. I’ve watched it closely the entire time I’ve been in Seward, but no clues have been forthcoming. I will have my network of spies in Seward keep watch. They’ll find out… they’ll find out.
Why don’t you just make an appointment and find out?
My, my, my, Brad…I suspect Kelly’s Paradise may not be all that different from Sheri’s ShowBar or the 2 O’clock Club here in Bawlmer, Hon….think about it….[you dear naive soul you]
‘Course, I could be wrong. So many reputable establishments I’ve known have their entrances in the rear and are open only by appointment………….
So, yea: go make that appointment and tell us all about it afterward, will ya’?!
What are those things in the bushes? Easter Eggs?
Hmmm….I think I know where my shed hooker came from.
Yes, but what about the box springs hooker?
Slumberland had a sale.
You never know Brad – it could be an awesome massage place that serves fancy tropical drinks while you are being serviced. You love a good massage. You should make an appointment. Go ahead. I dare you!
“While you are being serviced” – Ha!!!
Let me start the investigation by checking our work email for any ads from Kelly.
LOL! Brad-if you are checking school e-mail…watch out!
So the # for this business is 1-402-641-2849. I say that everyone in Bradland calls and asks. Maybe they will get the point and make things more clear.
OK kiwe – you go first.
It’s the cell phone of Kelly Hanson and it went directly to voice mail. I didn’t leave a message because I am sure she doesn’t want to call CA. So, it is still a mystery.
Meh, she probably has unlimited long distance – make her call you back! If she doesn’t have ULD, well, that’s just the cost of doing business.
Sorry it this sounds cold – I have a case of the Mondays today.
Speaking of something fishy…Michele and I fed your school fish -or should I say School Of Fish today. You have tons of fish and babies and at least 1/2 dozen shrimp.
A full house!
Watch out there, fish-feeding friends! I recall a summer I faithfully visited with and fed a (huge) single solitary fishy in J-3 until the day before Brad’s return…when I found him floating belly up……the fish, not Brad…well, maybe Brad can float that way, too; I never asked for a demo. So anyway – it might look great now but wait until…when did you say you are scheduled to get back again, Brad?
Yeah – it worked! I did it all by myself!
(You don’t have to call me back Kim.)