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Secretary Brad

Last night I had a church council meeting. The regular secretary wasn’t there, so the president asked if I would take minutes. I’m not sure if I was the best choice.

First of all, I was still feeling pretty sick. The night before I had gone to bed at 8pm. Last night’s meeting didn’t end until 9:30. Fortunately, when someone made a motion, the president would say: “Brad, are you getting this down?” I thanked him each time he said that.

Secondly, there is so much talking at these meetings. So many words. I’m not sure what a secretary does with all those words. Should I write everything down, like I do when I take sermon notes? I opted for a shorter version. As we some people discussed the budget for an hour from 8:30 to 9:30, I just wrote: “Much discussion”. It ended with a Recommendation, so when I type the minutes, I should probably indicate what some of the discussion was actually about.

I used my grading pen.  It's pink.

7 Comments

  1. Lauren

    God bless you. I think the secretary’s job is the worst, and you’re exactly right – it’s all the talking. So. much. talking.

    I ‘took notes’ during call committee meetings, but it was just typing a transcript on my laptop, otherwise I would have zoned out and the minutes would have been a series of cow-eating dinosaur cartoons.

    • Lauren

      P.S. Go to the doctor!!

      • Brad

        I think I’m getting better now. Monday and Tuesday night consisted of sweaty, fitful sleep. Last night I did not soak my bed with sweat or wake up shivering.

        Tonight I have no evening commitments. Yay! I’m going to go to bed at 8 (or earlier!).

    • Carol

      Cow eating dinosaur cartoons sound like a vast improvement over most minutes I’ve ever had to read! I think all minutes should only read, “Some people showed up and talked a lot. That eventually ended, and they went home again.” That would seem to cover all circumstances, no?

  2. Peggy

    HA! I laughed out loud at the ‘much discussion’ note. I think that’s how all minutes should read. Much dicussion, little discussion, lots of eye rolling, 2 people asleep…..

    And I’m most impressed that your page isn’t covered in doodles. When I take notes, I’m a chronic doodler…and you’ll often find in my notes statements such as: I’m hungry. 3, 6, 9…..the goose drank wine. To be or not to be….

    • Le-bron J. Aimes

      haha i laughed my ass off

  3. Le-bron J. Aimes

    I agree with your propostourous solution to this extravigational dilema

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