I looked for a birthday card yesterday. I like funny cards. I found a lot of cards that made me smile or even laugh out loud, but once I opened them, there were awful cliches inside that made me instantly put the cards back: “Who says you’re over the hill?” “Break all the rules today” “May your day be as fun as you are” “You’re one of the good ones” “Get drunk today”
Ugh. I wish it just said “Happy Birthday” inside. Or better yet, nothing.
I left after a while, because I had milk in my cart.