I got a package in the mail the other day. It was from some place called Best Nest. Having no idea what it was, I opened it. (I wouldn’t make a very good counter-terrorist guy) It was my first Christmas present! I have sent some ideas to my dad, and he’s already sent a present. It’s a sundial!
This sundial is made of cast iron, so I guess he figured he’d send it directly here instead of me trying to check it through the draconian airport security. I will put this in my garden sometime this spring. Thanks, Dad!
Hello? where’s the quarter? How am I suppose to know how big this thing is without a quarter in the picture? I am without scale. Can you wear it as as watch? Use it as a man-hole-cover?
Boy, you’d have one beefy arm if you’d use it as a watch. I’d like to see that.