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Not Again!

Last night I was really craving chocolate, so I made some Canadian Cookies. (I still don’t know why my family calls them “Canadian”. Does Canada have an oven shortage, so they have to make no-bake cookies?)

Anyway, after scraping out the pan and eating the stuff that “accidentally” wouldn’t fit on the foil, I sat down with three cookies to have them for dinner. Three warm, chocolatey globs of butter, sugar and oatmeal, and a tall glass of milk. A tall glass of sour milk. Dang it! I had just opened the gallon to pour this glass. The expiration date was the 30th. That’s forever from now. I didn’t believe my taste buds, so I drank the whole glass. Between the super rich cookies and the sour milk, my stomach wasn’t feeling too good. …stupid sour milk. I poured it all down the drain. A whole gallon minus one glass. Dang.

After the date, this should say: 'Except for Brad'.

8 Comments

  1. Beth

    I think it’s interesting that your skim milk has a blue lid. At Wal-Mart here, it’s pink. And at SunMart here, I think it’s yellow.

    Perhaps the government should get involved to regulate the lid colors for gallons of milk.

    • Michele

      I think the government should get involved to regulate the sale of sour milk!

  2. Deanne

    That’s just wrong.

  3. Lauren

    You drank it because you weren’t sure? Seriously?

    What would you think about just getting a cow? or a goat? Fresh squeezed every morning!

  4. Lloyd

    I had a carton (actually, it was one of those new plastic bottles) of milk that was sour at lunch yesterweek. We discovered a whole crate of cartons that had expired 3 days before.

    I think it’s a sign of the end times.

  5. Peggy

    I would definately change brands. Apparently there’s something seriously wrong with the cows this company uses.

    (being w/o milk sets me into panic mode…I have gone out at 11:00pm before to get milk)

    • Lauren

      If only there were some type of ‘instant’ milk one could keep on hand at all times…..

  6. kiwe

    I’m with Lauren,ummmm, really, you drank a whole glass? Why didn’t you take it back to the store? Most grocery stores will take things back if it is rotten before the date stated. I’ve even taken back eggs.

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