I needed new shampoo, so I went to the grocery store. My regular brand is Head and Shoulders. They had it, but I wanted a big bottle. The only big bottle they had was a different flavor than I’m used to, but I got it anyway. Shampoo is shampoo, right?
Not really.
This shampoo has a different smell. For the first couple of hours after I shower, I can smell my own head. It’s a little disorienting. I’m hoping to be used to this new smell soon so I don’t notice anymore. If there were such a thing as Head and Shoulders “no scent”, I think I might try it. I already use scentless soap, deodorant, and lotion. If it weren’t for my shampoo, I wouldn’t smell like anything. As it is, I can’t sneak up on people to assassinate them because they’ll smell me coming.
Heh. “Extra Volume”. To help your bangs stand tall and feel big?
I thought it would make me louder. The kids are talking in class so much these days, I need to be heard above the noise.
You funny.
HA!
Sorry about your assassin career tanking.
I think you wouldn’t go through the smaller bottle so fast if you didn’t apply it to your shoulders.
I”m with Lauren, and sometimes it’s hard to figure out just where your shoulders stop.
HA !
Is there no unscented at your local health food place?
Well, I do use Head and Shoulders for a reason. Using any old unscented shampoo may lead to unpleasant consequences.
Dang…I was gonna say something about the volumizing (taken); then I was gonna say something about ‘shoulders’ (also taken). Duple Dang!
Um…well, I’ve always appreciated the way you smell like nothing. In fact, whenever I’m not smelling something, I assume you’re around.