I was sitting in the living room on Thursday night watching TV when I heard a crash from the kitchen. Rushing in, I saw Max looking guilty and my haworthias in the sink with their planter cracked in half. I yelled and stomped to scare Max, but he only thought I was trying to play or something, so I smacked his behind. He scampered out of the room. The only reason Max was even able to get up on the kitchen counter was because I left a bar stool pulled out and he jumped up on it, so I felt a little like it was my fault. But Max should know better. And I really liked that planter. It was just the right size for my little haworthias.
I went searching yesterday for a replacement, but I don’t like what I got. So I’d hate to admit it to Max, but his smashing of the old pot has given me a pleasant task: I must do more pot shopping today.
How could such a sweet-looking kitty do something so violent? You should seek counseling for him – I bet this is a cry for help.
On the plus side, it looks like he’s trimmed down quite a bit in teh dramatization pose.
This juror says “INNOCENT!”
I know a guilty face & that’s not it! He was probably after a mouse or an intruder…undoubtedly doing something to save you!
Would now be a bad time to bring up the fact that the villain(ess) of the next “Cats vs. Dogs” cartoon movie looks like she is of the sphinx variety, so I’d watch my back if I were you? I mean, this may have looked accidental, and I agree that’s one innocent-looking face, but the cartoon kitty manages to im-purr-sonate a cute and adorable Cocker-a-Spanish-a-girl puppy in the very beginning, so who knows of what other dastardly deeds young Max may be capable? (Heck, you think he’s a challenge?? I’ll trade you! After about four hours, you’ll pay me to take ours back. Talk about a classic “bad cat”!)
cute picture