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Birthday, Day Two

I got an AWESOME present from Michele on the Second Day of my Birthday. It is a hunormous Rice Krispie treat!

Net Weight: Two Pounds

I displayed it prominently on my desk at school, and kids were coveting it all day long. They asked if I planned to eat it. Of course I plan to eat it! The only question is: do I plan to eat it over time, or do I plan to eat it all in one sitting? I do like a challenge, but the nutrition information label says it contains 3800 calories. Is it possible to consume that many calories at once? And what does that do to a person?

3 Comments

  1. Lauren

    Holy Marshmallow Treat, Batman! Wherever did she find such a thing?

    There are so many possibilities for this thing:
    1. Eat it, but from the top so it gets hollowed out like a bowl, then serve regular Rice Krispie Treats from that bowl.
    2. Use it as the base for a giant Rice Krispie sculpture.
    3. Fold it in half and decorate it like a laptop.
    4. Use it as a bulletin board.

    I’ll stop now. Well done, Michelle!

  2. Peggy

    Excellent!!

    Be careful when you open it….I wouldn’t be surprised if Snap, Crackle & Pop themselves pop out of that sucker!

    And here’s to hoping someone gives you a hunormous glass of milk on this Third Day of your Birthday!

  3. Lloyd

    Hmmmm, I can’t decide if that’s a really big treat or a really small Brad. I need a quarter for scale.

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