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Christ Candle

This coming Saturday is a special Pi Day. It happens only once every hundred years. Saturday’s date is 3/14/15. The value of pi is 3.1415… I’m very excited about it. I am organizing a contest at my school where students can memorize digits of pi to recite while the student body all eats pie. I totally stole the idea from Michele. (Thanks, Michele!) We have to celebrate on Friday, but that’s still cool because it’s Friday the Thirteenth.

Yesterday I was at Party City looking for some participation prizes, and when I walked past a display of personalized birthday candles, I was surprised to see one for Christ. I thought it was weird. I’ve never met any regular person named Christ. Would you use it for celebrating Jesus’ birthday at Christmas?

Happy Birthday, Christ!

Happy Birthday, Christ!

I picked up the package to have a closer look, and saw the rest of the name:

4 Comments

  1. Lauren

    Ha! That is hilarious! That kid could sing a really awkward version of the ‘Christian’ song, huh? “I am a C. I am a C H. I am a C H R I S T O P H (ER)…”

  2. Carol

    ..and I’m mumbling “Christ….Opher?! Since when do they include last names with these things?!?!” D’uh, Carol.

    • Brad

      Hmm… I think “Opher” is going to be my new fake last name. It’s…. a… Spanish last name? Maybe my first name should be Alejandro. Alejandro Opher.

      • Lauren

        Apparently ‘Topher’ is short for Christopher. Who knew?

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