I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some needed items, and as I was walking through one aisle, I noticed some Mars candy bars. It was weird, because they were in the middle of a bunch of other random stuff.
I mean, there are other sweets, but there are also some really weird foods.
I looked for a clue about why they were there. All I saw was a label on the top of the shelves nearby. It said “Thai”. Are Mars bars from Thailand?
It was actually off to the right a little.
Um, my Google search brought up a bunch of different languages – some that looked…. Nordic? I guess they do make some Mars stuff in Thailand. There we go again, stealing work from the Martians who really need it.
That looks like the European section to me. Heinz, HP sauce and Digestive cookies are all British. The pickles look German. Mushy peas are definitely British. I think someone is geographically confused.