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Forehead Zit

Just in time for me to see some people I haven’t seen in 400 years, I have a forehead zit. It’s square in the center of my forehead. It almost looks like a Hindu head mark. The day I left, it looked like the picture below. Will it quietly go away? Will it grow to the size of Mount Rushmore? I get zits from changes in environmental conditions or from stress. I am currently experiencing a change in environmental conditions as I stay at Heit’s Point, a Lutheran camp in West-central Missouri. As for stress? I think I’m okay unless I have to remember anybody’s name. Then I’m in big trouble.

Stupid zit!

9 Comments

  1. Annette

    C’mon, find the joy in this. At my age I rejoice in anything that takes me back to my youth! Yeah Zits!

  2. Peggy

    Do you honestly think anyone will notice one zit when you have that ungodly, long, shaggy hair?

    • Carol

      Glad SOMEbody had the guts to call it as she sees it. Good for you, Peggy! Now when ARE you getting that hair cut again, Brad? (And how do we know that zit ISN’T a Hindu bindi (sp?) after all, O great Baltimore Lutheran Middle School religion teacher thou? Who knows what controversial discussions you’ve had and with whom since you’ve returned to your roots in the Midwest?!)

  3. Beth

    Big zits are nothing. Try having size 44GGG boobs.

    • Lloyd

      boobs like that would be pretty inconspicous around here.

      • Lloyd

        “around here” was at the Sommerer Family Reunion(tm). Sorry I didn’t specify the loacation or include a quarter for comparison.

    • Annette

      LOL

  4. Beth Marshall

    Fashinon Guide to FABULOUSNESS tip 100,256 by Beth Marshall:

    In The Bible- it says ” Thous shalt not glamorize zits!!!!”

    What are you thinking,man??? 🙂

  5. mathew1981

    i had forehead acne cyst coz i was stressed out!!!

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