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Salivea is the Original Biotene

A month and a half ago, I saw a new toothpaste and got it. It has a terrible name – Salivea – but it tastes wonderful. I love it.

I recently ordered a couple of new boxes, and I noticed the text on the side:

This was invented 35 years ago?!? Why have I never seen it? I went to the internet to do some research. It’s Biotene! Or rather, it’s Biotene before they changed the formula and wrecked it. (I posted about that HERE.)

Apparently, another company bought Biotene from the original people, and then changed the formula. The original people were bound by a non-compete clause, but it has now expired, so they are making original Biotene again, but gave it the really awful name of Salivea.

I’m so happy to have this toothpaste available to me again! I love it! Thank you, makers of Salivea!

On a related note, isn’t it crazy that I write about toothpaste so often that I have a whole category devoted to it? These posts have been with me since the beginning of Bradaptation. My first one was September 20, 2006 – only a month after my first regular posting.

Toothpaste Trial

I got a new kind of toothpaste to try. It’s another xylitol one. It’s good. It reminds met of Biotene, before they betrayed me and started using sodium saccharine. It’s sweet and only slightly minty. And it doesn’t leave a weird aftertaste.

Its biggest drawback is its name. Salivea? Yuck. All I see is saliva.

But check out this really cool toothbrush I got on Wednesday. It’s all black! It’s like Darth Vader’s toothbrush! So cool!

Toothpaste Trial

I found some toothpaste that might work. It has fluoride, and it’s sweetened with xylitol. It tastes good. It’s sweet and minty.

The only thing is that it doesn’t foam very much. Foaming seems to be an issue with the tree-hugger demographic for some reason, so using this toothpaste is kind of like brushing your teeth with water.

My trainer says her toothpaste is in tablet form. Maybe I should try those too…

Fluoride Fail

I was brushing my teeth yesterday morning, and noticed something distressing:

My toothpaste doesn’t have fluoride in it! What’s the point of that? Toothpaste is just basically a fluoride delivery system. Fluoride is what re-mineralizes your tooth enamel. Without fluoride, toothpaste is just mouth soap.

I got this particular kind of toothpaste for its flavor. It’s sweetened with sorbitol, one of the few artificial sweeteners I like.

I searched for something new last night, but couldn’t find a replacement. Here’s my list of requirements, for those who wish to play along at home.

Must have fluoride
No sodium saccharine
Sweetened with a sugar alcohol, such as xylitol or sorbitol
No other artificial sweeteners, such as sucralose or aspartame
No other natural sweeteners, such as stevia or monkfruit

Lincoln Loitering

I went into Lincoln yesterday to meet up with Samith. Since Lloyd was going in early to work at school, I went along with him.

Samith and I had breakfast together. I had some delightful biscuits and gravy. Then we shopped around a little. I was looking for floss because I left mine in LA. While we were in Whole Foods, we saw somebody who dresses just like Lloyd. It was uncanny.

Lloyd finished shortly after noon, and we went back to Seward, where we had pizza dinner with the family.

And I did get my regular Tom’s of Maine floss. I also got a new kind of floss brand called Burst. It’s in a fancy container.

The floss itself is kind of… thick? fuzzy? It’s interesting. I used it last night and kind of liked it. It was expensive though, so I’m not sure if I’ll switch…

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