Max seems to have lost his winter coat for the most part, but there’s a small patch on his left flank that’s still thick and fuzzy. I like to fluff it and pull on it.
I’ve thought for a while that “hair from a hairless cat” could be an awesome ingredient in witches’ brews. I could be sitting on a goldmine. I could harvest Max’s fur and put it in little vials and sell it for 20 bucks a pop.
Now all I need to do is find some witches…
What the what? I guess I had forgotten about him sprouting fur yearly. That seems so bizarre – and kind of cruel. Yeah, that will keep you warm in winter, Max.
Oh, and I’ll take a vial of fur, please.
Whatever you do, do not give any more ingredients to Lauren. I’m worried that she might already have enough as it is.
Oh, I think you could get more than $20. Go for at least $50. Although I suppose I witch could just turn you into a frog or worse yet a rabbit & take the hair.
… a witch.