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Vanilla Coffee

There was a bottle of vanilla extract in the teachers’ lunch room that someone had left there from a food class last year. I’m kind of a fan of flavored coffee, so I thought I’d do some experimenting. Knowing that vanilla extract is strong, I first tried only a capful. It wasn’t enough. I didn’t taste anything. Next, I added about a teaspoon. Still nothing. More than a tablespoon. Nothing. All I was tasting was coffee.

I tried the vanilla straight. Whew! It’s like liqueur. But I loved exhaling after taking a sip of extract. The vanilla scent went out through my nose. It was a delicious smell. I don’t think I’ll be drinking much vanilla extract in the future though. It seems improper to be drinking alcohol at school, and if I wanted to drink liquor, there are options much cheaper than vanilla extract.

Conclusion:
No reasonable amount of extract changes the way my coffee tastes at school. Drinking extract straight is tasty, but expensive, and possibly job-ending.

Undetectable.

6 Comments

  1. Lauren

    Really? No difference in taste? Could it be that you’ve developed and immunity to iocaine powder vanilla extract?

  2. Lloyd

    It’s probably the mug. In early comics, The Man of Steele often defeated villains bu using his anti-vanilla powers. Try an Aquaman mug.

  3. Beth

    I think you were just using inferior vanilla extract. I put vanilla in my tea every cup…and it just takes a splash…

    But I use Watkins Double-Strength vanilla. It comes in a giant (11oz) bottle. Excellent.

  4. Deanne

    The other thing you might try is a little sugar or sweetener. Vanilla is very bitter, as is coffee. I believe something sweet would help bring out the vanilla flavor.

  5. Peggy

    Well at least now I know where my afternoon pick me up went to. Geez Brad……

    • Carol

      HA!

      (You were joshing there, weren’t ya’?)

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