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Why I Haven’t Seen a Rat Lately

I went out to walk in my garden yesterday. I like to enjoy all the flowers and pull a weed or two and watch the progress of some mysterious plants that came from nowhere. I also continue to regularly feed the goldfish. One of them took a piece of food from my hand the other day.

As I got to the back of my yard, I was really focusing in on the globe thistle plants. Their flowers are little spiky spheres. I like to touch them. I think I must’ve been standing there for a solid minute before I noticed what was on the ground directly in front of me.

It's like a bird exploded.

I’ve seen two different cats in my yard – one gray and one orange. It could have been one of them, or it could have been a fox. There is at least one fox living in the neighborhood. While I don’t cheer on an animal that kills birds, I do have to say that I haven’t seen a rat or a mouse (or a rabbit) since last summer. Good job, mysterious killer!

9 Comments

  1. Lauren

    Just as I raised my spoon of cereal to my mouth, I saw the carnage. You might have to buy me a new keyboard, mister.

  2. Carol

    Yea…well…how do you know a bird didn’t just explode?! I mean, there’s SHC (spontaneous human combustion); how do we know there’s no SAE (spontaneous avian explosion)? Maybe he didn’t listen to his mother and ate a whole tube of raw biscuit dough one too many times!!

    …but the cat theory has merit, too. Go with that one, if you like.

  3. Deanne

    I bet Max would do that if he were an outside kitty.

  4. Curt

    Wow that is awesome. That was a big bird. Oh I have to add this old clip.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KteP6k1wg94

    • Peggy

      UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!

    • Brad

      Awesome clip!

      I suppose it’s a possibility, but I haven’t seen Randy Johnson lurking around in my back yard.

      • Peggy

        HA!!

  5. Peggy

    How much carnage can one yard hold…honestly!

    And did you find yourself with this song in your head the rest of the day?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wKoVAQkGLc&feature=related

  6. Michele

    Happy half birthday! 🙂
    We are back from the lake and I’m up late. I took a look at the clock while playing Spider Solitare and noticed it was tomorrow already!

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