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Goodbye Oil Control Hydrator

Happy “International Talk Like a Pirate Day!” Arrr! Church could be really fun today: “The Larrrrd be with ye!” “And arrrrso with ye!” Ha!

I was getting low on face lotion, so I went to the mall yesterday. Arriving at the Clinique counter, I asked for my regular stuff. The woman brought out two things that were wrong and asked which one I used. After repeating the name of the product I’ve been using – Oil Control Hydrator – another woman behind the counter said it had been discontinued.

I made an audible gasp, then laughed in embarrassment for having gasped. Instead of laughing at me, she sympathized with me. She suggested a program called Gone But Not Forgotten that is sponsored by the manufacturer, Estee Lauder. But I didn’t know if I would go to that much trouble for face lotion.

As an alternative, they said the replacement product was called Men’s Gel Lotion. I wasn’t ready to commit to a new product, and told them so. They suggested I try a sample. They had teeny little jars they could squeeze some lotion into. Awesome!

Tiny, but FREE!

I’m trying it today. It isn’t as light as the old stuff, but it did sink in pretty quick. Unlike the old stuff, it has a fragrance. I’d rather it didn’t, but at least it’s not too strong. Putting something scented on your upper lip can be disastrous. My biggest reason for using face lotion is to keep my face from shining in the morning. The Gel Lotion seems to have done that. It’ll try it for the next week or so, then decide whether I want to buy some or not.

24 Comments

  1. Brad

    Update: Two hours later – I’ve got a bit of a forehead shine going on. Did my old lotion allow that? I don’t think it did. My face feels a little tighter than usual too.

    It’s fascinating to pay such close attention to the state of my face skin. Normally I just go on with my day and have no regard for how my face feels.

    • Carol

      [Yea, and you probably have no regard for how your belly button or ears feel either. You’re insensitive like that….]

  2. Lauren

    Arrgh, matey, yer wee jar has me heart a-flutterin’ like a parrot in ‘is cage. Its adorable and ye didn’t have to fork over all your treasure.

    Ahem. Maybe forehead shine is your natural state? Are you really a vampire?

    • Lauren

      Er, I need an apostrophe.

      • Brad

        Here you go: ‘

        You’re welcome.

        • Lauren

          Ha! (Er, “Har harrrrr!”)

    • Carol

      Wow, Lauren! If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were a natural-born pirate there! Did you study pirate-eese (piratian?) in school or something?! I’m truly impressed. You have such a genuine accent and all…

      • Cap'n Rose Cutthroat

        Arrr….she be quite the lassy!

  3. anna

    arr.Ye land lubbers be a wastin’ yer time wastin’ yer money on beauty products? ye scaliwags? ye r never gonna be real pirates!!!!oh, & could ye spare a bottle of rum?
    yaarrrr hhharr hhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. anna

    that’s REAL pirate talk:]

  5. anna

    Oh and, i hope me hearties understand me pirate lingo.After all, what i sayed in me pirate lingo was me comment.

  6. anna

    by the way, I’s been a thinkin’ Me polly wants ‘is own blog. he knows how to do a blog but ‘e’s wondrin’ how e can get the thing. how does e get it?he’s been beggin’ me to put ‘im out of ‘is missery ’til I asks ye. how?

    • Carol

      [Now you sound like a Native American, Anna….so which is it: pirate, or Indian?]

      • anna

        STOP OFFENDING ME PIRATE TALK OR I’LL MAKE YE WALK THE PLANK!!!![IF I WERE YOU I’D DO IT]Now I be off to read me book about pirates to find out if the bad guys get eaten by the giant crocodile or not.NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Cap'n Rose Cutthroat

    Avast me heartie…on thee bright side…ye’ could jus’ keep swagglin’ back thar fer different free trial samples from the scurvy dogs & save yer loot, Aye?

    Yo ho ho!!

  8. Lloyd

    Arrgh, all of yar talk of faces and pirates reminds me of a joke:

    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!”

    “Arrh – Not at ‘tall.” the pirate replies, “I be fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

    “Arrh!,” says the pirate, “We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really.”

    “Yeah,” says the bartender, “But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.”

    “Aye,” says the pirate, “We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really.”

    “Oh,” says the bartender, “What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes.”

    “Arrh,” says the pirate, “One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them–arrgh, he, pooped–in me eye.”

    “So?” replied the bartender, “what happened? You couldn’t have lost an eye just from that!”

    “Well,” says the pirate, “‘Twas me first day with me hook.”

    • Carol

      [rim shot]

    • Peggy

      Yo ho ho!!!!!!

  9. Beth

    You can probably get your old stuff on Ebay…and stave off having to find something new for a few more months.
    But if you do go with a new Clinique product don’t forget to get the “gift with purchase” for your sister wife.

    (And many apologies for the lack of piratese…I’m a terrible pirate.)

    • Carol

      Being a tech-savvy Baltimoron now, I wager Brad would rather get his e- stuff with Old Bay.

      I know…don’t give up your day job, Carol.

  10. Peggy

    .

  11. Peggy

    Arrrr….ye best be batten’ down thee hatches….Rose be comin’ aft’r ye scalywag….once she escapes thee moderation….

  12. anna

    TELL ME YE LAND LUBBERS! DOES YE HAVE ME BOTTLE OF RUM OR NOT????????

  13. anna

    [In English that means “How does my pet parrot get a blog thing anyway?”]

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